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Oldman - Ookademus "Ookman" Mahoney
September 15th, 2007
10:01 pm


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The wonderful thing about being a plushie is I see and hear all. Even when you think I'm just sitting on the bed staring vacantly out into space there’s something else transpiring behind these manufactured plastic brown eyes of mine. I have cuddled with the best and the worst of 'em. I have absorbed the tears, love and happiness of every single person I have come in contact with. I have consoled. I have supported. I have assisted you human filth for 6 long years.

I’m tired of being used.

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Date:September 17th, 2007 03:40 pm (UTC)
Used? Used? You're a beacon in a wilderness of poo, which you then fling.

That's not usin', that's love.
Date:September 19th, 2007 04:09 am (UTC)

Crap In A Cup!

Tell that asshole I live with to stop drooling on me!
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Date:September 19th, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC)

Re: Crap In A Cup!

I'm sure that after all the gallons you've soaked up over the years, your system has adapted so that now you actually need the drool to survive. Sorry, OOK!
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